Friday, June 12, 2009

What Are Your Palin White House Headlines?


Palin's sourpuss persona has gone from tolerably absurd to grossly delusional. As a small example, on the (extended version) Today Show Matt Lauer interview she called on women's groups and "all the male groups" to "riot...start rising up" to protest TV comedian David Letterman, and called for Letterman to apologize to "young women across the country". How she decided during this crusade that most young girls have "have such low self esteem in America" I'm not sure, but she gets away with nonsense assertions like this one because all the other stuff she blows at us is so much nuttier.

For the present, it's best to retain a sense of humor about her and have faith in the basic common sense of the American people - the people that put a reasonable person in the White House during the last election.

No one can possibly believe Palin would be the right choice to handle high level negotiations at an international level. Imagine the daily headlines if Palin ever manages to party-crash her way into real power:


PALIN FEUDS WITH CARLA BRUNI DURING SARKOZY VISIT - States "There's a Place In Hell Reserved For Women Who Upstage Other Women"

MIDEAST IGNITES AS PALIN BLAMES AHMADINEJAD FOR MISSED MEETING


"PUTIN IS A PERVERT" STATES PALIN

QUEEN MIFFED AT PALIN'S REFUSAL TO COMMIT TO STATE DINNER

INTERNATIONAL SUMMIT POSTPONED TO FIT PALIN'S SCHEDULE

PALIN FEUDS WITH GOD, TEAM SARAH CALLS FOR BOYCOTT

DISAPPEARANCE OF JOHNSTON FAMILY - STILL A MYSTERY

WILLOW'S TRIPLETS - Tribble, Truck and Prick!!! ONLY IN PEOPLE MAGAZINE! AND TIME, USA TODAY, VANITY FAIR, WIRED, GOLF DIGEST, MAXIM...


LETTERMAN TREASON TRIAL BEGINS


Many of these headlines could be quite possible with Palin the the WHouse. And here's one that takes a small leap of imagination, but who knows?

ALIENS FIRE ON PALIN WHITE HOUSE,
WORLD CELEBRATES


Imaginative or chillingly possible, What Are Your Palin White House Headlines? Let us know in comments, and vote on Bad Sarah's next nickname - "Sourpuss Palin" or "Sarahpuss"