A gathering place for topical as well as ignored and overlooked information on political diva Sarah Palin. It is the contention of this blog that Sarah Palin is not fit for public office. You will have to pass a short geography quiz before posting comments. Just kidding. Update: Sarah Palin is finished. It is my pleasure that this blog stands as a monument to this politician's corruption and as a resource to the historian.
(sung to The Clash song, Should I Stay Or Should I Go)
Sarah you gotta let us know
Will you stay or will you go?
Can you make it there on time?
Your speech begins at ten to nine
You just have to let us know,
Will you make it to the show?
It’s always me, me, me
Yes, we agree to pay your fee
If you have a nerve attack,
Will you agree to pay us back?
You’ll be there with “Plumber Joe”
Is it “yes” or is it “no” ?
Will she stay or will she go now?
Will she stay or will she go now?
If she comes, we’ll pay her double
But she might stay inside her bubble
So come on and let us know
Her poor decisions boggle me
Palin’s such a mockery
Will the asylum set her free?
Is she under lock and key?
Come on now and let us know,
Is she brain-dead or just no-show?
(split)
Will she stay or will she go now?
Will she stay or will she go now?
If she goes, she’ll stir up trouble,
Or then her nerve pills might be doubled
We just hope that if she goes…
She pleases all the “Hong Kong Joes”
Will she stay or will she go now?
If she goes, she’ll stir up trouble,
And if she stays, laughs will be doubled
We just hope that if she goes
She wears some garish slutty clothes!!!